“Do you, you know,” ask curious young men, snipping fingers in the air, “scissor?”
To answer them one and all, yes.
We spend most of our time scissoring. Our thighs are often chapped and our beavers grow bald as Mr./Mrs. Garrison’s head.
We break hips as we lock lower lips.
Since scissoring is all I care about doing, in fact I’m cutting paper dolls right now, I would like everybody to scissor with me.
Grab the nearest pair.
and scissor the following 16 images from the card deck below.
If you can bring yourself to stop scissoring, which will be impossible once you start, arrange the cards in a 4×4 grid. That will be your first tabla, or bean-go card, for ¡Lotería Lesbolas! which will be coming to you live from Guadalajara, a city where a Saddam Hussein lookalike serves tacos al pastor at every corner and and every lady who looks like Saddam Hussein might be Saddam Hussein.
These belong to a 54 card set.