This paragraph has high self-esteem. It has four sentences. It has supporting details. It has a tight conclusion.
The above paragraph thinks it’s all that, but it’s not. This paragraph knows that while the paragraph above might have ideal proportions, it achieved them through literary plastic surgery: caffeinated editing. Don’t be seduced by the nip-tuck above.
I’m an all-natural paragraph. I’m an organic paragraph. I have imperfections. Like. Many. But I’m the real thing.
Paragraphs are stupid.
Lists are better.
Lists are what children write to Santa.
Lists are what people with OCD keep.
Lists are associated with classical music, Franz.
Minimalist paragraph. Second sentence. Third sentence. Conclusion.
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This is a commanding yet mathematical paragraph. It urges you to add your own paragraph in the comments section. Give this paragraph a rich psychology. Give this paragraph a soul and a flavor.